WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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