am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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