that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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