He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I need a burrito and a hug.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
