Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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