His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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