she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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