Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
It was a blind-side dick pic.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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