So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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