hell yes lets make some ravioli
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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