Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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