Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Do vagina's smell?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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