And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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