i wish starbucks made bloody marys
worst night to have a conscience
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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