My room smells like vodka and shame
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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