Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
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im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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