Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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