I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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