I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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