New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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