he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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