why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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