weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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