so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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