i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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