what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
