road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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