she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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