i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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