Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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