i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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