no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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