I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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