hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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