He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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