jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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