I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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