Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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