am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
