If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
