either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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