After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
what day is it and did you see me today?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
i've created a new STD.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
i believe in u and ur pee
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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