found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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