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(810): View more from Michigan

none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem

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(212): View more from New York

R you on birth control?

(1-212): View more from New York

No, why?

(212): View more from New York

...no reason

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(702): View more from Nevada

I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees

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(478): View more from Georgia

There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams

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(708): View more from Illinois

He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??

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