Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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