i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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