no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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