And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
