Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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