when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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