PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
tell me about the fingering
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