They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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