Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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