y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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