its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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