? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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