You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Also, beer. Big fan.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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